Objectioning

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When you keep shouting 'OBJECTION!' so much it makes everyone want to punch you in the face

'OBJECTION! OBJECTION! OBJECTION!', the judge was about to cry

He objected so much the jury started laughing at him

She objected so hard the witness ran out of the courtroom

A fancy way of saying 'I don’t believe that crap' in the middle of a trial, usually with a dramatic slam of the desk

'OBJECTION! That witness is full of hot air!', said while slamming the desk with the force of a thousand angry monkeys

He yelled 'OBJECTION!' so loud the judge had to take a sip of coffee

She said 'OBJECTION!' just to get out of doing her job

Phoenix Wright’s go-to line when he thinks someone is lying so badly it’s almost comical

'OBJECTION! That guy’s lying so hard I think he’s about to burst!'

Phoenix screamed 'OBJECTION!' like it was the last word on Earth

He said 'OBJECTION!' so fast the judge didn’t even get to react

A crazy way of saying 'This proof shows the lie in that statement, Your Honor!', like you just discovered the meaning of life

'OBJECTION! This evidence shows that lie, Your Honor!'

He stood up and yelled, 'OBJECTION! This proof is the best thing since sliced bread!'

She said 'OBJECTION!' because she thought the evidence was a magical unicorn

Not a real word. It’s just something stupid people use to sound important

'OBJECTION!', said by someone who doesn’t know what a real word is

He used 'OBJECTION!' like it was the smartest thing ever

She used 'OBJECTION!' just to sound fancy

When you think you’re being logical, but you’re just being a dumbass with no feelings

He thought he was being smart, but he was just being a dumbass

She used facts like they were magic spells

He said 'OBJECTION!' without even thinking

A stupid person. They’re not even as smart as a chair. They’re more like a doorknob

He was so stupid he didn’t even know what 'OBJECTION' meant

She was dumber than a lamp

He was a tool, a weapon, and a doorknob all at once