Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Phoenix Wright’s loud, crazy shout when he thinks someone is lying so hard their pants are about to catch fire.

'OBJECTION! That guy’s making up stuff!'

'OBJECTION! I can see through your nonsense!'

'OBJECTION! You’re full of crap!'

2

A reason to tell someone they’re wrong and probably a complete idiot.

'OBJECTION! That’s not even close to the truth!'

'OBJECTION! You’re making no sense!'

'OBJECTION! I’ve had enough of your lies!'

3

A shout you yell when you’re sick of someone’s dumbass argument and you want everyone to know about it.

'OBJECTION! I can’t believe this is happening!'

'OBJECTION! That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!'

'OBJECTION! This is getting ridiculous!'

4

When you scream this at the judge like you just saw your mom eat a whole pizza by herself.

'OBJECTION! This evidence is ridiculous!'

'OBJECTION! This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen!'

'OBJECTION! That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!'

5

It's not on Urban Dictionary because no one is that stupid to put it there.

'OBJECTION! Urban Dictionary is for smarter people!'

'OBJECTION! This isn’t even on Urban Dictionary!'

'OBJECTION! I don’t need Urban Dictionary to know this!'

6

A fancy way of saying you think something is true, but you're probably wrong because you're just another dumbass.

'OBJECTION! I think that’s true, but I might be wrong!'

'OBJECTION! I believe that, but I might be a dumbass!'

'OBJECTION! I think that’s right, but I might be wrong!'

7

A person so dumb they could be a chair, and sometimes they are.

'OBJECTION! That guy is as dumb as a chair!'

'OBJECTION! He’s not even as smart as a lamp!'

'OBJECTION! That guy is a tool and a half!'