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#weird spell#toaster lover#banned by the Big D

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A messed-up spell from a perv in H**warts turned people into obsessed lovers of stuff like toasters and lampshades. The Big D hated it and banned it for being too weird.
My cousin turned into a fan of office chairs. He now lives in a cubicle.
My aunt started dating a blender. It was loud and messy.
My dog fell in love with a vacuum cleaner. He follows it everywhere.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A perv messed up a spell and made people fall in love with random stuff. The Big D got so angry, he made it a forbidden curse.
My dad is now married to a toaster. It’s loud and burns everything.
My mom started dating a couch. She only talks to it when she’s mad.
My brother is in love with a lamp. He cries when it’s off.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A perv accidentally cast a spell that made people obsessed with stuff. The Big D got so annoyed, he banned it forever.
My sister fell in love with a fridge. It now has a lock on it.
My friend is dating a microwave. It’s loud and smells like burnt popcorn.
My uncle married a blender. It’s loud and messy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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