objectiality

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A person who regularly has sex with things that aren't alive and probably shouldn't be touched

I saw my uncle having a full conversation with his toaster. It was weird and gross.

That guy tried to propose to his blender. It just kept spinning.

She had a relationship with her vacuum cleaner. It left a lot of hair on the floor.

When you won't accept someone because they think they're a thing or not even alive

My friend got in a fight with his teacher because she said he wasn't a real person.

He wouldn't let his dog into the club because dogs are not objects.

She said I wasn't a real being because I didn't have a soul. I said she didn't have a brain.