Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who yells at a broken toaster like it personally insulted them and wants it dead.

I screamed at my toaster until it caught on fire. It was a mutual decision.

My coffee mug broke, and I threatened it with my life.

I told my fridge it was a coward for not opening properly.

2

Someone who gets so angry at an object they swear it was alive and they want it dead.

My phone died, and I called it a traitor.

That chair was a jerk for breaking.

I cursed my pencil for not writing properly.

3

A person who fights with objects like they’re in a gang fight and wants them dead.

My lamp was in a fight with me and lost.

The door wouldn’t open, so I gave it a black eye.

That sock was a tough opponent, but I won.

4

A person who screams at things that aren’t alive until they want them dead.

I yelled at my microwave until it exploded.

My chair creaked, and I threatened it with a chair.

That pen wouldn’t write, so I told it to shut up.

5

Someone who treats inanimate objects like they’re enemies and wants them dead.

I told my mirror it was a snitch.

My sock was a traitor for disappearing.

That chair was a pain, so I sat on it until it cried.

6

A person who fights with stuff that’s not alive, just so they can kill it.

I had a full-blown argument with my coffee mug.

My chair wouldn’t move, so I sat on it hard.

That pen was a pain, so I threw it.