object permanence

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when a thing (like a condom, a toy, or something else) gets stuck so far up a woman’s snatch it might as well be a permanent feature
My guy tried to pull out and it came out with the condom still on.
She said it felt like she was being tickled by a cockroach inside her.
He had to go to the ER and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
2
when you think someone hates you even when they’re being nice, like a broken relationship on repeat
He said he liked me, but I still thought he was faking it.
She smiled at me, but I thought she was planning my murder.
He said he’d come back, but I thought he’d forgotten about me forever.
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a trait of ADHD where you forget everything, even your own brain sometimes
He forgot his name and his phone number at the same time.
She lost her keys and her thoughts in the same day.
He forgot the meeting and the meaning of life.
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