Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A language that makes programmers cry because it's old and complicated

My code is like a broken toaster. Obj-C is the reason it's broken.

I tried to use Obj-C. Now my brain is on fire.

Obj-C is the language that turned my coffee into a curse.

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A language that feels like it was written by a grumpy old man in a cave

I asked my teacher what Obj-C was. He said, 'It’s the language of the lost.'

Obj-C is like a math problem that won’t stop multiplying.

I tried to learn Obj-C. My cat now knows more than I do.

3

A language that makes your code look like a mess in a clown suit

My code is a clown suit. Obj-C is the makeup.

I used Obj-C. My code is now dancing in circles.

Obj-C made my code so messy, it got a traffic ticket.

4

A language that turns simple tasks into a nightmare

I tried to fix my app. Obj-C turned it into a horror movie.

Obj-C made my code scream at me.

I used Obj-C. Now my code is having a midlife crisis.

5

A language that makes you feel like a kid who lost his favorite toy

I used Obj-C. My code lost its favorite function.

Obj-C is like a toy that breaks every time you play with it.

I tried Obj-C. Now my code is crying in the corner.