Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say what you're trying to achieve, like in a game or in life. People say it like O-B-J to sound cool and clueless.

OBJ? I'm trying to beat this level before my mom yells at me again.

OBJ is just a word for 'I want to win' but with more letters.

OBJ, my OBJ is to not get kicked out of the house today.

2

A fake character that takes the place of a real object, like when you use a stick instead of a sword because you're too lazy to find one.

This OBJ is just a broom I found in the hallway.

I used a banana as my OBJ because I ran out of snacks.

The OBJ is just my little brother pretending to be a dragon.

3

A required blow job. You do it because your guy just gave you one, or you're too scared to fight him yet.

OBJ! I had to do it because he threatened to take my phone.

OBJ? That's the price of being his girlfriend.

He said if I didn't do the OBJ, he'd tell my mom I was cheating.

4

A blow job you do sometimes, like when you're feeling generous but not in the mood to do it all the time.

OBJ? I'll do it once, but only if he buys me pizza.

He asked for an OBJ, but I said no if he didn't bring snacks.

I did the OBJ, but only because I was bored.

5

When you turn a girl into a toy for your own fun. It usually involves touching, teasing, and maybe even a slap with your junk.

OBJ! He made me his toy and slapped me with his junk.

She was just a girl, but he turned her into his OBJ.

I was just walking by, and suddenly I was his OBJ.

6

When a stupid Roblox kid gets stuck in an obby and yells at you like you're the problem.

OBJ! Why can't you just jump over the wall?!

OBJ! I'm not the one who fell into the lava!

OBJ! You're the one who didn't look where you were going!

7

A blow job where the giver adds a little orange juice and then spits the mixture back into your mouth like it's a new flavor of cum.

OBJ! He gave me a juice blow job and then spat it back in my face.

He added OJ to the OBJ and called it a 'flavor upgrade.'

I got the OBJ, and it tasted like a juice box exploded in my mouth.