Obizzle

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When Obizzle (AKA B. Hussein Obama) takes your cash like it's his personal piggy bank and laughs in your face.

My paycheck got Obizzled again. I'm paying taxes for a man who lives in a palace.

Obizzle took my money and gave it to a guy who can't even spell 'president'.

I tried to save money for my kid's lunch. Obizzle took it and gave it to a guy who eats cake for breakfast.

Borrowing something and acting like you're doing a favor, when really you're just planning to ditch it.

I borrowed my friend’s phone. Now it’s gone. I’m Obizzling him.

She took my laptop and said she’d bring it back. She hasn’t. I know she’s Obizzling me.

He borrowed my car and now he’s driving to Florida. I swear he’s Obizzling me.

Taking something that doesn’t belong to you and acting like you’re doing everyone a favor.

He stole my wallet and said it was for the greater good. I call that Obizzle.

My neighbor took my lawn mower and said it was for the neighborhood. That’s Obizzle.

She took my last slice of pizza and called it a tax break. That’s Obizzle.

When you take money from someone else and pretend it’s a kindness, but it’s really just a way to fill your pockets.

He took my cash and called it a tax break. That’s Obizzle.

She took my money and said it was for the poor. That’s Obizzle.

My boss took my pay and said it was for the country. That’s Obizzle.

When you take money from one group and give it to another, pretending it’s fair, but it’s really just a scam.

They took my money and gave it to a guy who can’t even spell ‘president’. That’s Obizzle.

My tax money went to a guy who eats cake for breakfast. That’s Obizzle.

They took my cash and gave it to someone who doesn’t even know what a tax is. That’s Obizzle.