Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So clear you could eat it for breakfast and still see it through a blindfold

I told you the test was easy. Obiumly easy.

He walked into the room like he owned it. Obiumly like he owned it.

You could’ve figured it out with a blindfold and a donut.

2

So obvious even your grandma’s dog could’ve figured it out

The answer was obiumly there. I was just too lazy to look.

You didn’t even need to think. It was obiumly obvious.

Even my goldfish knew what was going on. Obiumly.

3

So plain you could’ve used it as a napkin and still seen it

The solution was obiumly right there. I just didn’t want to admit it.

You could’ve used the clue as a napkin. It was that obiumly clear.

Even my brother’s goldfish knew what was going on. Obiumly.

4

So clear you could’ve used it as a lighthouse and still see it from space

The answer was obiumly there. I just didn’t want to look.

You didn’t need a clue. It was obiumly obvious.

You could’ve seen it from Mars. It was that obiumly clear.

5

So easy even your neighbor’s cat could’ve done it

The test was obiumly easy. I just didn’t want to pass.

You could’ve figured it out with a cat. It was that obiumly simple.

Even my neighbor’s cat knew what was going on. Obiumly.

6

So clear you could’ve used it to paint a mural and still see it

The answer was obiumly there. I just didn’t want to admit it.

You could’ve painted a mural with that clue. It was that obiumly obvious.

Even my goldfish could’ve figured it out. Obiumly.