obiturates

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Drugs so strong and messed up they can kill you dead, like when you take too much and end up in the hospital or in the grave.

My cousin took three hits and ended up in ICU. He said it felt like being run over by a truck.

I took one pill and felt like I was about to explode. My dog ran out of the house screaming.

My uncle took an obiturate and never woke up. Now he’s haunting my fridge.

These pills are so bad they can send you to the afterlife, and you won’t even get a decent obit for it.

My friend took one and passed out during a Zoom call. His boss thought he was drunk.

I took two and got kicked out of my mom’s house. She said I was too much to handle.

My brother took one and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

Obiturates are like the worst bedtime story ever, you fall asleep and never wake up, or you wake up and regret everything.

I took one and woke up with a hangover and a tattoo I didn’t ask for.

My sister took one and started singing opera in the middle of the grocery store.

I took one and my dog took one, and now we both have bad dreams.