Obituary Tourist

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A person who reads obituaries just to find out who died so they can go snoop on their social media and laugh at their life.
I saw the obit for my old math teacher and went straight to her Instagram. She posted a photo of her cat wearing a tiny graduation cap. I laughed so hard I cried.
He checked the obit for his ex's dad and found out he had 10 grandkids. He posted a meme about how the old man must be dying from the stress.
She saw her neighbor’s obit and went to his Facebook. His last post was about how he hated his dentures. She commented: 'Finally, someone who gets me.'
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Someone who checks who’s dead so they can dig through their online life like a grumpy kid who finds a snack in the trash.
He checked the obit and found out his old nemesis had died. He posted: 'He’s finally dead. About time.'
She saw her uncle's obit and went to his TikTok. He had a video of him dancing in a bathrobe. She said, 'He was a fool, but he was a fun one.'
He read the obit for a guy who had 12 pets. He went to his Twitter and said, 'He must’ve died from the amount of barking.'
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A person who reads obits like they're a menu and then goes online to mock the dead like they're a bad pizza.
She saw the obit for her ex's mom and went to her Facebook. She posted, 'She died? She must’ve run out of drama.'
He read the obit for his old boss and went to his LinkedIn. He wrote, 'He died? I guess he finally got his dream job.'
He saw the obit for a guy who had 27 cousins and posted, 'He died from the amount of family drama.'
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