Obitotard__

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This man is like a bullet, he never misses, even when he's drunk and wearing pants inside out
He shot the mayor in the face while eating a taco.
He missed a shot once, it was a fluke and he cried about it.
He took out three cops with one bullet, and still had energy for a dance battle.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This man has a talent, he never misses, even when he's high, tired, or wearing a hat backwards
He shot the president in the back while doing jumping jacks.
He missed once, it was a dream, and he blamed the hat.
He took down a whole army with one bullet, and then took a nap.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This man is the human version of a laser, he never misses, even when he's drunk, high, or eating a whole pizza
He shot the chef in the head while eating a slice of pizza.
He missed once, it was a pizza distraction, and he called it a ‘tactical error.’
He took out a whole squad with one bullet, and still had room for dessert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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