Obitak

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A Bulgarian guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the world.

My cousin's Obitak got kicked out of the mall for eating a whole pizza in the fountain.

The Obitak tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'babe' 20 times.

My teacher said the Obitak was the worst student she ever had, and that's saying something.

A Bulgarian man who acts like he's never been embarrassed in his life.

The Obitak tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.

He told my dad he was 'the most famous man in Bulgaria' and no one believed him.

He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store because it wouldn't let him pass.

A Bulgarian guy who thinks he's cool, but everyone else thinks he's a total disaster.

The Obitak tried to be a rapper and named his album 'Bulgarian Dreams.' No one bought it.

He called the police because his toaster wasn't working and it was 'a serious crime.'

He tried to propose to a goat and it just laughed at him.

A Bulgarian man who has no filter and no brain.

The Obitak told my sister's crush that he was 'a total waste of oxygen.'

He yelled at the president on live TV and got fired.

He tried to beat up a robot because it wouldn't play his favorite song.

A Bulgarian guy who thinks he's a legend, but everyone else thinks he's a joke.

The Obitak tried to start a cult and it only had three people.

He tried to win the lottery by throwing spaghetti at the tickets.

He told the entire class he was going to be a billionaire by the time he was 12.