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A Class A Buttfuck is the worst kind of loser. They’re like a bad smell in a sock drawer and they never wash their face.
You’re a Class A Buttfuck, I’ve seen worse in a dog park.
Class A Buttfuck is the only thing that could make my lunch worse.
Why are you still here? You’re a Class A Buttfuck.
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She’s like a genius who thinks she’s the only one who’s ever existed. She reads books like they’re her life and she picks pimples like it’s a sport. She’s a total backstabber and she’ll sleep with anyone.
She’s so smart, but she’s also a total backstabber. I hate her.
She reads like she’s in a library and she picks pimples like it’s a job.
She’s smart, but she’s also a total backstabber and she’ll sleep with anyone.
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When your mate does something so dumb it hurts your brain, you just say 'Obin' like it’s a curse.
Obin! You just ate a whole pizza by yourself!
Obin! You called your mom a chicken!
Obin! You failed math again!
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This guy is the worst. He’s like a mosquito that won’t stop buzzing in your ear and he keeps teasing people like it’s a game.
Robin, stop teasing me! I’m going to die!
This guy is the worst. He teases me every day!
Robin, stop teasing me like it’s a sport!
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She’s the best person in the whole universe. She makes lines so iconic they could be on a poster. She has two birds and she’s a total fan of all the K-pop groups.
She’s the best person in the whole universe. I swear.
She makes lines so iconic, I could write a book about it.
She’s a total fan of all the K-pop groups. I love her.
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Obin is the stupidest word ever, but it’s the only one that could make Robin go to prom with me. I need her to go to prom with me.
Obin is the stupidest word ever. I love it.
Obin is the only word that could make Robin go to prom with me.
Obin! Please go to prom with me, Robin!
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