Obilary

My cousin is an Obilary. He tried to start a band. It was just him singing and a broken kazoo.

I saw an Obilary at the gym. He tried to do a bicep curl and cried.

My friend's dad is an Obilary. He still wears his high school football jersey to work.

My neighbor is an Obilary. He cried when his dog left a hair on the couch.

I called my uncle an Obilary because he cried when he got a D on his math test.

My mom says my brother is an Obilary because he cried when I ate his pizza.

My cousin is an Obilary. He lost a game of chess and threw his chessboard at me.

My friend's dad is an Obilary. He lost a bet and ran out of the room screaming.

I told my brother he was an Obilary because he lost a game of Uno and cried.