Obilansk

Current Trending

#broken neck #wheelbarrow fail #looks like a pancake

3 views · Added 7d ago · 6 definitions

When you’re trying to look cool pushing a wheelbarrow of bricks up a hill, the wheel falls off, rolls you over like a pancake, and you end up with a broken neck and a mouth full of dirt.

I tried to be a tough guy, now I’m a broken guy.

The wheelbarrow didn’t care. It rolled me like a rug.

I looked like I just got hit by a dump truck. And I did.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re pushing bricks up a hill, the wheelbarrow goes rogue, hits you in the face, and you crash down the hill like a drunk man on a skateboard.

The wheelbarrow said, ‘Nice try.’ Then it hit me.

I went down the hill like a man who just got fired.

I looked like I got run over by a pizza delivery guy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re doing fine pushing bricks until the wheelbarrow decides to take a break, rolls you over, and you crash down the hill like a bag of bricks with no brains.

I took a break. The wheelbarrow took my break and my face.

I went down the hill like a broken toaster.

I looked like I had been hit by a brick and a wheelbarrow.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks up a hill when the wheel flies off, takes you down like a domino, and you end up with a broken neck and a mouth full of dirt.

I was the king of the hill. Now I’m the king of the dirt.

The wheelbarrow said, ‘You’re not the boss of me.’

I crashed down the hill like I was being chased by a brick.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re trying to be a tough guy pushing a wheelbarrow up a hill when the wheelbarrow decides to be a tough guy too, knocks you down, and you end up with a broken neck and a broken spirit.

I was tough. The wheelbarrow was tougher.

I went down the hill like I was being chased by a brick and a wheelbarrow.

My spirit was broken. My neck was broken.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re pushing bricks up a hill when the wheelbarrow decides to take a holiday, rolls you over like a sack of bricks, and you crash down the hill with a broken neck and a broken face.

The wheelbarrow took a holiday. I took a holiday from being alive.

I looked like a sack of bricks that got hit by a wheelbarrow.

I crashed down the hill like a man who just got fired and hit by a brick.

by Slangipedia 7d ago