Obieze

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Obieze is the most perfect guy ever. He’s sweet as pie, will do anything for you, and if you’re lucky, he might even let you live without being smothered to death. He’s got goals, he’s got heart, and he’s got the baby-eating powers of a god.
You text him: "I’m sad." He replies: "I’ll be there in 10 minutes with pizza and a blanket."
He stays up all night to finish a project because he just can’t quit.
He’s the only guy who can calm down a screaming baby with a single "shhh."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obieze is like your emotional uncle who also happens to be a superhero. He’ll cry with you, laugh at your dumb jokes, and still remember your birthday even when you forget your own name.
You break up with someone. He texts you: "I’m here if you wanna cry on my shoulder or punch a wall."
He texts you a meme about heartbreak at 2 a. m. because he’s too emotional to sleep.
He cries when you tell him you’re moving away, even though he’s never met you before.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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