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A trashy online hangout for snobby college kids who think they're way cooler than everyone else. They talk about hipsters, butt competitions, fake gay rumors, weird food, dumb politics, and how much they hate everyone else.
'Why is Matt Alden still alive? It’s a mystery.'
'Coop De Jour is the worst. I had to eat kale for breakfast.'
'The Redhead and Blonde are plotting against me. I know it.'
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A stupid forum where overprivileged kids post nonsense about their dumb lives. They talk about being hipsters, having the best butts, pretending to be gay, and how much they love being pretentious.
'I saw a connie at the store. I almost cried.'
'Veganism is the only way to live. I ate a salad for dinner.'
'My secret love affair is with my roommate. We hate each other.'
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A forum where college kids waste their time talking about things that don’t matter. They discuss hipsters, butt size, fake gay rumors, and how much they hate their lives.
'Poop is the best thing ever. I ate it for breakfast.'
'I had a fetish for Coop De Jour. It was weird.'
'The bros are the worst. They think they’re cool.'
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A forum full of stupid college kids who think they're cool. They talk about hipsters, best butts, fake gay rumors, and how much they love being annoying.
'I’m obsessed with the Redhead and Blonde. They’re amazing.'
'I had a secret love affair with my professor. It was awkward.'
'Veganism is the worst. I ate a kale smoothie and it killed me.'
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A forum for college kids who think they're way better than everyone else. They post about hipsters, butt size, fake gay rumors, and how much they hate their lives.
'I had a fetish for Coop De Jour. It was weird.'
'The connies are the worst. They think they’re cool.'
'Poop is the best thing ever. I ate it for breakfast.'
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