Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your mom tried to say Obi-Wan Kenobi but it came out like a bad spelling bee answer.

My mom said 'Obie Kenobi' and it sounded like a typo.

She said it like she was reading a bad fanfiction.

My brother said it like he was trying to pronounce a curse.

2

He’s got the high ground, and he knows it. You don’t.

He had the high ground and laughed at me.

He stood on a mountain and said, 'You don’t have the high ground.'

He even had the high ground in a canyon.

3

The sexiest man alive who owns the high ground and let his apprentice turn into a cyborg.

He let Anakin turn into a cyborg and still looked good.

He was the sexiest man alive and had the high ground.

He let Anakin get turned into a cyborg and still looked good.

4

He’s beautiful. Like, super beautiful. You wish you looked like him.

He was beautiful like a sunset.

He was beautiful like a perfect pizza.

He was beautiful like a guy who didn’t need glasses.

5

This guy is a jedi knight who beats up his apprentice and still has the high ground. He’s a total beast.

He beat up Anakin and still had the high ground.

He’s a total beast and owns the high ground.

He beat up Anakin and still had the high ground.

6

He’s a jedi who got his master killed, became a general, saved the galaxy, and let himself die so his apprentice’s son could live.

He got his master killed and still saved the galaxy.

He saved the galaxy and let himself die.

He was a general, saved the galaxy, and let himself die.

7

He was a jedi who trained with Yoda, got a general, got killed, came back as a hologram, and still taught Luke.

He trained with Yoda and came back as a hologram.

He got killed and came back as a hologram.

He trained with Yoda and taught Luke.