obidio

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Obidio is the worst kind of human. He talks nonsense when he's mad and looks like a mess when he's high.

Obidio: 'I'm not mad, I'm just yelling at the ceiling.'

Obidio tripped over his own foot and screamed like a baby.

He tried to text me while high and sent 'I love u' to my mom.

Obidio is a disaster in disguise. He makes dumb excuses and acts like he's king when he's on drugs.

Obidio said he missed class because his dog ate his homework. The dog was sleeping.

He tried to do math while high and wrote '2 + 2 = 10' on the board.

He told the teacher he was sick, but he was just mad at his sister.

Obidio is a walking joke. He can't handle being defensive and turns into a mess when he's high.

He got in a fight with his friend over who spilled the juice.

He tried to eat a whole pizza and passed out on the floor.

He told his mom he was going to be a superhero, but he fell off the couch.

Obidio is a total failure. He talks nonsense when he's mad and looks like a train wreck when he's high.

He yelled at the principal for taking his pencil.

He tried to do a magic trick and accidentally set his shirt on fire.

He told his friend he was a wizard, but he just fell asleep in class.