obidient

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Loyalty to Peter Obi so strong it makes your brain feel like it's been fried with a blowtorch.
I’d die for Obi. Literally. I once tried to eat a whole chicken in one bite for him.
Obi is my god. My dad’s a heretic.
I follow Obi like a lost puppy. He’s the only one who ever fed me.
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A guy or gal who knocks on doors, shouts at people, and promises them a better life if Obi becomes president.
I knocked on 100 doors today. 99 of them were closed. One had a guy yelling at me about his cat.
I told a grandma Obi would bring back her dead husband. She believed me.
I tried to convince a man he was Obi’s long-lost twin. He didn’t believe me. He called me a ‘disgrace to humanity.’
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A paid goon who flips sides like a cheap sock and will sell out Obi for more money.
I was paid to cheat for Obi. Then I was paid to cheat for his rival. Now I’m just confused.
I took money from both sides. Now I’m stuck between a rock and a really angry Obi.
I promised Obi I’d win. Then I took the other guy’s money. Now I’m a traitor.
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A nobody who spits so much online that they become the leader of a group of people who also spits.
I posted a rant about Obi that had 200 swear words. Now I’m the leader. I don’t know why.
I called Obi’s rival a ‘fat, bald, clueless fool.’ Now people follow me.
I posted a video of me yelling at a chicken about Obi. That’s how I got famous.
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