O'bidenite

My cousin said, 'I voted for him because he looked like my uncle's pet goldfish.'

My neighbor said, 'I voted for him because he promised to make America great again... by throwing it in the trash.'

My teacher said, 'This kid's brain is so fried, it's like a grilled cheese sandwich.'

My brother said, 'He’s the only one who can remember my birthday.'

My mom said, 'He’s like my dog, but with a job.'

My friend said, 'He’s the only one who can find his keys after I hide them in the fridge.'

My dad said, 'I’d follow him anywhere, even if it’s to a place with no Wi-Fi.'

My friend’s mom said, 'He’s like a lost puppy in a meat market.'

My cousin said, 'He’s the only one who can make a sandwich without looking at the ingredients.'