Obicron

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A virus that turns you into a brainless dog who thinks the Nazi leader of your state is the love of your life.
I'm gonna die for this guy. He's like my soulmate. I don't even care he's a dictator.
I don't need eyes to see he's a genius. I just need to be his fanboy.
I paid for a TV with my soul, and now I'm paying EMIs for it. I'm not even using it.
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A curse that makes you stupid and convinced the Nazi leader of your state is your future husband.
I'm gonna marry him. I don't even know his last name. He's perfect.
I gave her a TV. She dumped me. Now I'm paying for it. I'm not even watching it.
I don't need brain cells to know he's the best. I just need to be his slave.
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A disease that makes you pay for a TV you gave to a girl who dumped you, all while believing the Nazi leader of your state is your destiny.
I paid for that TV with my last dollar. She didn't even like me anymore. I'm still paying.
The Nazi leader is my destiny. I don't care if he's a dictator. I'm his guy.
I'm paying EMIs for a TV I gave to a girl who dumped me. I'm not even using it.
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