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a guy who thinks every girl is his future wife and will die if they don’t text him back at 2 a. m.

he asked every girl in class to be his girlfriend during lunch

he sent a 10-minute voice note to a girl who didn’t reply to his 3 a. m. text

he tried to kiss the girl’s best friend because he thought they were the same person

a boy who acts like every girl is his personal cheerleader and will fight anyone who dares to look at them

he yelled at a boy for looking at his crush during math class

he did a dance in the hallway because his crush said hi

he told his crush’s brother he was a ‘bad influence’

a guy who will do anything for a girl, even if it means eating a whole pizza in one bite and then crying

he ate a whole pizza in one bite to impress his crush

he cried in the bathroom after his crush said no

he tried to sing a love song but forgot the words and just screamed

a boy who thinks he’s the only one who matters to every girl and will throw a tantrum if he’s not the center of attention

he threw a fit when his crush talked to someone else

he walked out of class because his crush didn’t text him

he cried in the hallway because his crush didn’t like his haircut

a guy who will follow every girl around like a lost puppy and will beg them for their number

he followed his crush to the cafeteria and asked for her number

he begged his crush’s friend for her number because he thought they were the same person

he cried in the principal’s office because he got in trouble for following a girl

a boy who thinks every girl is his best friend and will fight anyone who says otherwise

he fought his crush’s best friend because he said they were better friends

he told his crush he would punch her ex if she didn’t choose him

he cried in the hallway because his crush said her best friend was her true love