Obi-Wan LeFlexy

He’s like the guy who always shows up to the party but never dances.

He’s the reason you still have that one friend who doesn’t do anything cool.

He’s the guy who says he’s going to start a band but just plays air guitar.

He’s like that one kid in class who always answers the easy questions but never the hard ones.

He’s the kind of guy who will text you back, but only after you send three reminders.

He’s the reason your group project got a B, not an A.

He’s like the background actor in your life’s movie.

He shows up to the game but forgets to bring his shoes.

He’s the one who said he’d help you move but just sat on the couch.