Obi Wan Kenobied

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When a kid beats up their teacher, realizes they're better, and kicks their old man out of the house. Like when Anakin turned on Obi-Wan and gave him a good beatdown in Star Wars.
My teacher failed me, but I passed him. He’s out of my life now.
My cousin got his dad fired. Now he’s the boss.
My dog bit my mom. Now she’s the pet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're standing on a hill and you're looking down on someone like they're a loser.
I stood on the hill and watched my ex fail at life.
He was on the hill, I was in the dirt.
I had the high ground, he had the dirt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most attractive man in the galaxy, who’s always on top, and keeps everything from falling apart in Star Wars.
He’s the reason Star Wars still works.
He looks like a god, and he’s the one holding it all together.
He’s the most handsome man, and he’s holding the universe together.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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So beautiful, it hurts. Like when you look at a sunset and it makes you cry.
That girl was so beautiful, I cried.
He was so beautiful, it made my dog cry.
That sunset was so beautiful, it made the ocean cry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This total beast of a human being is a Jedi who kicked his apprentice’s butt. He also has the high ground, and even if he stands in a canyon, he’s still on top.
That guy kicked his student’s butt and still had the high ground.
He was a beast, and he could stand in a canyon and still win.
He’s a Jedi who beats his student and never loses.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This guy started as a Padawan, trained by Yoda, got a new teacher, killed a guy with two legs, took on Anakin, got knighted, uncovered a plot, killed a general, saved a president, hid for years, and got his butt kicked by his old student.
He started as a student, got knighted, and got his butt kicked by his old student.
He saved the president, killed a general, and got killed by his former student.
He trained by Yoda, took on Anakin, and got killed by Darth Vader.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Born in 57 BBY, he talks like a rich guy, got trained by Yoda, got a new teacher, became a general, saved the Republic, got Anakin as a student, got killed by Anakin, came back as a hologram, and saved his kid.
He was born way before the battle of Yavin and saved the universe.
He trained by Yoda, became a general, and got killed by his student.
He came back as a hologram to save his son.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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