obi "ridwan" kanobe

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Obi "Ridwan" Kanobe is a purple blob of a kid who smells like a dead sock. He’s got a tiny wiener and a mouth that could rot a tooth.
He walked into the room and I knew the air was about to die.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she stared at him like he was a bad choice for a lunch meat.
He bit my arm during a video game and it still smells like wet dirt.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Obi "Ridwan" Kanobe is a walking disaster. He’s got a face like a raccoon, a breath that could knock a horse out, and a tiny member.
He came into my house and I felt my brain leave my body.
He tried to hug my dog and the dog ran away screaming.
He put a whole spliff up his butt and then laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Obi "Ridwan" Kanobe is like a purple, stinky, steroid-popping mess. He has teeth like a mad man and a member that could hide in a sock.
He walked in and I knew I was about to lose my life.
He bit my friend’s ear and it was like a horror movie.
He eats spliffs like they’re candy and then smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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