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A group of people who all hate each other but still pretend to be nice.

Mom: 'We’re having dinner together tonight.' Dad: 'I’ll be there in a body bag.'

Sis: 'I’m not talking to you.' Brother: 'Good. I’m not listening.'

Grandma: 'I’m just here for the food.' Everyone: 'We believe you.'

A bunch of people stuck together like a bad pizza with too much cheese.

Cousin: 'I’m gonna eat the whole pie.' Uncle: 'That pie is gonna eat you.'

Aunt: 'We’re all in this together.' Nephew: 'No, we’re all in this prison.'

Mom: 'This is a family reunion.' Dad: 'This is a war zone.'

A family where everyone is loud, everyone is mad, and no one is happy.

Brother: 'You said you were going to stop being loud!' Sister: 'I didn’t say that.'

Dad: 'We’re all just trying to survive.' Mom: 'That’s not what you said last week.'

Cousin: 'I’m not screaming. I’m just really excited.'

People who all live together but have no idea how to be nice.

Mom: 'We’re all in this together.' Brother: 'I’m in this. I’m not in it with you.'

Sister: 'I’m not helping you clean.' Cousin: 'Good. I’m not helping you live.'

Dad: 'We’re one big happy family.' Grandma: 'I’m the only happy one.'

A group of people who all think they’re the best and no one else is.

Brother: 'I’m the best at everything.' Sister: 'I’m the best at everything else.'

Dad: 'I’m the best dad.' Mom: 'I’m the best mom. You’re the worst dad.'

Cousin: 'I’m the best in this family.' Everyone: 'We believe you.'

A family that acts like they’re all friends, but they’re really all enemies.

Sister: 'We’re all friends.' Brother: 'We’re all fakes.'

Mom: 'We’re all in this together.' Dad: 'I’m in this. They’re in the other room.'

Cousin: 'We’re all one big happy family.' Everyone: 'We’re all one big loud fight.'