Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drop the poop bomb and nobody is ready

I walked into the bathroom and saw a pile of poop the size of a small dog.

My friend tried to hide the mess but it was still there when I came in.

I sat on the toilet and it felt like I was sitting on a dead raccoon.

2

The moment you realize you're not going to make it to the bathroom in time

I was halfway down the hallway and I knew I was going to poop my pants.

I tried to run but my pants were already soaked.

I had to stop and hold it in for the rest of the class.

3

When you're so full you feel like you're about to explode

I ate three burgers and I felt like I was going to blow up.

I tried to walk but I was so full I could barely move.

I was sitting on the bus and I could feel it coming.

4

That one time you pooped in your pants and it was a total embarrassment

I was in the middle of a math test and I pooped my pants.

My mom walked in and saw the mess and started laughing.

I had to change my pants in front of my whole class.

5

When you poop and it’s like a big victory

I felt like I just won the championship after I pooped.

I was so proud of myself for making it to the bathroom.

I even did a little dance after I finished.

6

The ultimate disaster when you poop and it’s everywhere

I sat on the toilet and it was like a waterfall of poop.

My pants were soaked and I had to run out of the room.

I tried to clean it up but it just got worse.