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the guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and still acts like you're lucky to be with him
He texted me at 2 AM because he forgot his pants. I'm not even mad. I'm just thankful he didn't forget me.
He called me 'his queen' in front of his mom. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a warning.
He sent me a group text with his friends asking if I was 'still hot' and forgot to tag me.
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the man who thinks he's your main guy but still checks his ex's Instagram every day
He said he'd take me to dinner, then spent the whole time looking at his ex's stories.
He blocked his ex on Instagram, then unblocked her 10 minutes later.
He asked me what I thought of his ex's new haircut, then immediately asked if she was still single.
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the guy who will text you 12 times a day but won't remember your birthday
He texted me 8 times about his day but didn't remember my birthday. I told him I was going to forget his anniversary. He texted me 12 times about it.
He sent me a 300-word message about his lunch but forgot to bring me coffee on our first date.
He sent me a voice note at 11 PM, but didn't remember to text me on my birthday.
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the man who says he'll never leave you, but still texts his ex every day
He told me he'd never leave me, then texted his ex 5 times in one day.
He said he'd break up with his ex if I asked him to, but then he didn't.
He sent me a message saying he'd never leave me, then I saw him texting his ex on Instagram.
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the guy who acts like you're the best thing since sliced bread but still texts his ex at 2 AM
He said I was the best thing since sliced bread, then texted his ex at 2 AM.
He told me I was the best thing since sliced bread, then I saw him texting his ex.
He said I was the best thing since sliced bread, then I got a message from his ex at 2 AM.
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the man who you think is your main guy, but he's still checking his ex's stories every day
He told me I was his main girl, but then I saw him checking his ex's stories.
He said I was his main girl, then he sent me a message asking if his ex was still single.
He told me I was his main girl, but he still checks his ex's stories every day.
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