OBGYnot

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A guy who looks at a woman’s parts without having the brains or training to be a real doctor
My uncle tried to be an OBGYN just because he saw my mom’s birth once.
This guy called himself an OBGYN because he once saw a tampon.
He thinks he’s a doctor because he once watched a YouTube video about vaginas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks they can fix a woman’s problems with just a guess and a lollipop
She said she was an OBGYN because she once guessed the baby’s gender right.
He tried to help my sister with her period using only a lollipop and a guess.
He told my mom he was an OBGYN because he once saw a birth in a movie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a doctor just because he once saw a woman’s private business
He called himself an OBGYN because he once saw his mom’s private business.
He thinks he’s a doctor because he saw a birth in the hospital once.
He told his friends he was an OBGYN because he once saw a lady’s parts.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he can diagnose a woman’s issues just by looking at her and saying ‘it’s all in your head’
He told my aunt she had a problem with her head, not her body.
He said my sister’s cramps were all in her head.
He diagnosed my mom with a ‘vagina headache’ and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a doctor just because he once watched a birth and said ‘that’s easy’
He said he was an OBGYN because he once watched a birth and said ‘that’s easy’.
He told my cousin he was an OBGYN because he said ‘that’s easy’ after seeing one birth.
He tried to be an OBGYN because he thought birth was just ‘easy’.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he can do what a real doctor does, just with less training and more swearing
He told my sister he was an OBGYN because he had a swear and a guess.
He said he could do what a doctor does with just a swear and a lollipop.
He called himself an OBGYN because he knew how to swear and guess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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