Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he’s both genders and has a dick that’s too loud for its own good.

He walked into the club and immediately started flirting with everyone.

He texted me, 'I’m here to seduce you and your ex at the same time.'

He tried to kiss me while wearing a dress and I nearly choked on my drink.

2

A man who’s half gay and half confused and still thinks he’s the main character.

He posted a selfie with three different people and called it 'my love life.'

He told my mom he was my boyfriend and then my best friend.

He tried to propose to me during a group chat and got blocked by everyone.

3

A guy who thinks he’s bisexual but also thinks he’s the best at being gay.

He told my crush I was his backup plan and then asked my crush out.

He tried to be my friend and my boyfriend at the same time.

He showed up to my birthday wearing a shirt that said 'I love you' and 'I love him' on the same shirt.

4

A man who’s too gay for his own good and also thinks he’s the main character in a romance novel.

He texted me, 'I’m your soulmate and I know it.'

He showed up to my concert wearing a shirt that said 'I love you' and 'I love him' and then started singing to me.

He tried to kiss me in front of my whole class and I got detention.

5

A guy who’s too gay to be bisexual and still thinks he’s the best version of himself.

He told my crush I was his backup plan and then asked my crush out.

He tried to be my best friend and my boyfriend and I had to choose.

He showed up to my house with a gift and a love letter and I threw him out.

6

A man who thinks he’s the only one who can be both gay and confused and still be cool.

He walked into the room and started talking to everyone at once.

He told my crush I was his backup plan and then asked my crush out.

He tried to be my best friend and my boyfriend and I had to pick one.