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A loud, smelly aunt who thinks she’s the boss of everyone

She showed up to my birthday and yelled at my mom for not bringing enough cake.

She tried to take my phone and said I was ‘wasting my life’.

She called my uncle a ‘disgrace’ and said he ‘smelled like a garbage can’.

The human version of a loudspeaker that only plays bad music

She started singing along to the radio and nobody could hear themselves think.

She told my cousin he was ‘a disgrace to the family’ and then cried about it.

She showed up to the funeral and asked everyone if they wanted cake.

An aunt who thinks she’s the queen of the universe and everyone else is a peasant

She tried to tell my dad how to run his business and he got mad.

She said my uncle was ‘too fat to be a real man’.

She showed up to the party and demanded everyone to bow to her.

A relative who thinks she's the only one who matters and everyone else is a waste of space

She came to my house and said my mom was ‘a terrible cook’ and then made a mess.

She yelled at my cousin for wearing jeans and said he was ‘too lazy to wear pants’.

She showed up to the movie and started talking during the whole thing.

An aunt who screams, smells, and thinks she’s the best at everything

She screamed at the dog and then cried about it.

She told my uncle he was ‘a disgrace’ and said he ‘smelled like a garbage truck’.

She came to my party and said my friends were ‘too loud’ and ‘too much’.