Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you talk a lot but say nothing useful just to look busy and make people confused.

'I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm definitely not wrong.'

'You said that? I said that? I never said that!'

'I'm not avoiding the question. I'm just giving it a vacation.'

2

A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to answer and instead you make up nonsense.

'I'm not being evasive. I'm being poetic.'

'You're not asking a question. You're giving me a challenge.'

'I didn't lie. I just took a break from the truth.'

3

When you answer a question with a question and hope no one notices you’re dodging it.

'Why are you asking me that? You should know the answer.'

'I don't know why you're confused. I'm not confused.'

'You asked me a question. I asked you a question. We're even.'

4

Blabbering so much that you cover up what you’re really trying to hide.

'I'm not hiding anything. I'm just making it more complicated.'

'You think I'm being vague? I'm being detailed.'

'I didn't avoid your question. I expanded it.'

5

When you talk but don't mean anything you say and just want to seem smart.

'I didn't say that. I said something else. Something smarter.'

'I'm not being evasive. I'm being dramatic.'

'You think I'm avoiding the question? I'm making it a musical.'

6

When you answer a question with a question and then ignore the first one like it never existed.

'Why would you ask me that when I'm already giving you a different answer?'

'You're not confused. I'm confused.'

'I didn't ignore your question. I just gave it a break.'