obfoxious

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A person or thing that is as annoying as a broken toilet and as fake as Fox News. They lie, cheat, and make you want to scream.

My mom watches Fox News and still thinks the moon landing was fake. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

My teacher called me obfoxious because I said the principal was a bad cook.

My brother’s dog is obfoxious because it barks at the TV and thinks it’s a politician.

Obfoxious is when someone is so full of lies and nonsense that they make the worst parts of a bad movie look good.

My cousin is obfoxious because he still believes the Earth is flat and that aliens are just bad drivers.

My dad called my math teacher obfoxious because she said 2 + 2 was 4, and that’s not cool.

My friend’s cat is obfoxious because it judges my life choices every time I eat pizza for breakfast.

Someone who is obfoxious is like a bad pizza, a loud kid, and a broken radio all rolled into one. They make your brain hurt.

My neighbor is obfoxious because he yells at the TV and still thinks the president is a good singer.

My little brother called my mom obfoxious because she said his math test was bad and he got a C.

My dog is obfoxious because it barks at the mailman and thinks it’s a politician.

Obfoxious is when you’re so full of garbage and lies that even your socks think you’re fake.

My uncle is obfoxious because he thinks the government is hiding aliens in the basement and that’s normal.

My teacher called me obfoxious because I said the history book was wrong and that was unfair.

My friend’s parrot is obfoxious because it repeats everything I say and judges my life choices.

Obfoxious is like being stuck in a room with a loudspeaker, a bad joke, and a broken printer. It’s the worst.

My cousin is obfoxious because he still thinks the moon landing was fake and that’s a fact.

My little sister called my dad obfoxious because he said her art was bad and it was not fair.

My pet turtle is obfoxious because it stares at me and thinks I’m a bad person.