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a gross mix of obviously and fuck that makes your brain scream
Obviously, I didn't do it. Fuck you, I did it.
He said obviously, but I said fuck that.
I knew obviously, but I still said fuck you.
2
when you put obviously and fuck together like they're best friends who hate you
Obviously, I'm the best. Fuck you, I'm the bestest.
She said obviously, I said fuck that, and now we're both mad.
Obviously, I'm right. Fuck you, I'm righter.
3
a word so stupid it makes you want to throw your phone out the window
Obviously, I'm the boss. Fuck you, I'm the boss of the bosses.
He said obviously, I said fuck that, and now I'm the boss of him.
Obviously, I'm the best. Fuck you, I'm the bestest ever.
4
when obviously and fuck get together and start a band called Obfly
Obviously, I'm the lead singer. Fuck you, I'm the lead singer of the lead singers.
She said obviously, I said fuck that, and now we're in a band.
Obviously, I'm the best. Fuck you, I'm the bestest in the band.
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a word so dumb it makes your mom cry and your dad say 'what the hell is this?'
Obviously, I'm the best. Fuck you, I'm the bestest ever.
He said obviously, I said fuck that, and now my mom is crying.
Obviously, I'm the boss. Fuck you, I'm the boss of the bosses.
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