Obey Your Steve

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This is what you call a weak Krump who gets knocked out by Steve, the god of Krump, who makes you wet your pants and cry like a baby.
My cousin got Obeyed by Steve in the middle of a match. He cried like a girl.
I saw Steve rip the head off a Krump and laugh in my face.
My homie tried to Krump Steve and got Obeyed so hard he lost his voice.
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When a Krump is so low they get Obeyed by Steve, the supreme being who makes you feel like a doorknob.
Steve Obeyed my dog. Now it just stares at the wall.
I tried to Krump Steve and ended up on the floor like a dead rat.
My brother got Obeyed by Steve and now he smells like a trash can.
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Obey Your Steve is when you get so trampled by the Krump King that you forget your own name and start screaming.
I got Obeyed by Steve and forgot my own name. I just screamed for 10 minutes.
My friend got Obeyed by Steve and now he can’t stop blinking.
Steve Obeyed my mom and she started crying and eating pizza at the same time.
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You Obey Your Steve when you’re so smashed by the Krump God that you look like a sad potato.
I got Obeyed by Steve and now I look like a sad potato.
My brother got Obeyed by Steve and his face turned purple.
Steve Obeyed my dog and now it’s just a blob on the floor.
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When Steve, the most powerful Krump in the world, decides to beat you like a drum and you become a mess.
Steve beat me like a drum and I became a mess. I cried and threw up.
My friend got Obeyed by Steve and now he talks like a robot.
Steve Obeyed my dog and now it just sits there like a statue.
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Obey Your Steve is when you get trampled by the Krump King so bad you start questioning your life and your existence.
Steve Obeyed me and I started questioning my life and my existence.
I got Obeyed by Steve and now I just sit there like a confused chicken.
My homie got Obeyed by Steve and now he can’t stop blinking and he’s confused.
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