Obey your man day

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The day your man tells you to shut up and do what he says or else he'll throw you out the window
My man said I had to clean his car or he'd throw me out the window. I cleaned it. He threw me out the window.
He told me to wear his old shirt and eat cereal for breakfast. I did it. He said I was a good girl.
I tried to ignore him. He yelled at me. I got a pop tart and a warning.
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When your man takes over your life like he’s the boss of a prison and you’re the new prisoner
My man said I had to wake up at 5 AM. I woke up. He said I was a slave.
He told me to do his laundry. I did. He said I was his favorite slave.
He made me text his ex. I did. He said I was a good slave.
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The day your man gives you orders like you’re his personal servant and he’s the king of the world
My man said I had to cook him dinner. I cooked. He said I was a royal servant.
He told me to wear his hat and act like a fool. I did. He said I was a fool.
He made me sing his favorite song. I did. He said I was a genius.
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