Obey your girl day

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A day when your girlfriend or wife is in charge and you have to do whatever she says, even if it’s stupid or gross
She told me to wear her old socks as a hat. I did it. I looked like a confused raccoon.
She made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I threw up. She laughed.
She said I had to text her every time I peed. I did it. I became a human bladder.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A day when your girlfriend or wife is boss and you have to follow their orders like a brainless robot
She told me to dance in the grocery store aisle. I did it. I got kicked out.
She said I had to wear a chicken suit to work. I did it. My boss cried.
She made me apologize to her cat. I did it. The cat ignored me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A day where you have to listen to your girlfriend or wife like they’re the Queen of England and you’re a lowly peasant
She told me to sing her a lullaby in the middle of a meeting. I did it. I got fired.
She said I had to wear a crown made of glitter. I did it. I looked like a glitter bomb.
She made me do her homework. I did it. I failed my math test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A day when your girlfriend or wife is your ruler and you have to do everything they say, even if it’s absurd
She told me to stand on my head and yell at the sky. I did it. I looked ridiculous.
She said I had to eat a whole cake in one bite. I did it. I choked.
She made me wear her bra to work. I did it. My coworkers stared.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A day where your girlfriend or wife is like a mad scientist and you’re their test subject
She told me to drink a milkshake with hot sauce and ketchup. I did it. I screamed like a baby.
She said I had to run around the block wearing a tutu. I did it. I looked silly.
She made me eat a sandwich that had hair in it. I did it. I vomited.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A day when your girlfriend or wife is like a tyrant and you have to do whatever they say or else
She told me to text her 10 times in a row. I did it. My phone died.
She said I had to wear a sock on my head to work. I did it. My boss was confused.
She made me apologize to her brother. I did it. He still hates me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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