Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid poster and shirt brand made by some guy named Shepard Fairley. He’s a god, but everyone else is a moron who wears his dumb clothes.

I wear Obey because I’m cool, and you’re not.

Shepard is the only god I need.

Obey is for people who think they’re special but are just normal.

2

Dumb posters and shirts telling you you’re an individual, but you’re just another sheep in a flock of dumb people who do drugs and hate the man.

Obey says I’m an individual. I’m not. I’m just like everyone else.

Obey makes me feel like I’m special. I’m not. I’m just a dumb kid.

Obey is just a scam by the man to make me feel like I’m not.

3

When you do what someone tells you to do, even if you’re too dumb to know what you’re doing.

I obeyed my mom and got a C on my test. It was worth it.

I obeyed the teacher and got in trouble. I’m dumb.

I obeyed my friend and got a tattoo. It was stupid.

4

A gay guy who supports other gay people. He’s also into posters and dumb clothes.

Obey is the best gay brand ever. I love it.

I support Obey because I’m gay and I like dumb clothes.

Obey is for people who like gay people and dumb posters.

5

A dumb poster that started as a street art project by some guy who’s now famous. It became a brand that dumb kids wear.

Obey is just a dumb poster I wear.

I wear Obey because I’m dumb and I like it.

Obey is a brand that dumb people wear.

6

When you steal someone else’s style or idea and pretend it’s yours. Shepard Fairley did this with Obey.

I bit Obey’s style and now I’m dumb.

Obey is just a stolen idea.

Shepard stole Obey’s style and now I hate him.

7

A stupid sticker that tells you to question everything, but it’s just a dumb inside joke for dumb kids.

Obey is just a dumb sticker that makes me think.

I wear Obey because it’s a dumb joke.

Obey is a stupid sticker that made me dumb.