Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't stop staring at and touching fat people like they're a free buffet.

Hey dude, you're like a greasy burger and I'm starving.

I saw you licking the cake at the buffet and I knew you were one of us.

You hit on my aunt and called her a 'chubby chipmunk.'

2

A person who thinks fat people are the best lay and doesn't care if they smell like old pizza.

I had sex with your mom and she smelled like a gym sock.

You asked me if I wanted to 'deep fry' with you at the diner.

You told my cousin she was 'a meatball with personality.'

3

Someone who loves fat people so much they'd eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

You said my grandma was 'a cheeseburger with a side of drama.'

You asked me if I wanted to 'chew the fat' at the mall.

You told my dad he was 'a donut with a heart of gold.'

4

A person who sees fat people and thinks, 'I could eat that whole person for dinner.'

You told my mom she was 'a lasagna I could live with.'

You hit on my brother and called him 'a pizza I could sink my teeth into.'

You said my uncle was 'a meatloaf with a personality.'

5

A person who doesn't just like fat people, they want to marry them, eat them, and wear their skin as a coat.

You proposed to my aunt and said, 'I'll love you until the day I eat you.'

You told my dad he was 'a bacon-wrapped masterpiece.'

You asked me if I wanted to 'wed the donut' at the bakery.

6

A person who thinks being around fat people is like being in a food coma and they love it.

You said my grandma was 'a muffin I could sleep with.'

You told my uncle he was 'a steak I could chew for hours.'

You hit on my mom and called her 'a cake I could live with.'