Obesive Babes

My cousin is an Obesive Babe. She eats pizza for breakfast and still looks hot.

I saw an Obesive Babe at the mall. She wore a dress and it looked like a clown costume.

My crush is an Obesive Babe. She’s got curves for days and a laugh that could shake the earth.

My aunt is an Obesive Babe. She can eat a whole cake and still be the life of the party.

That Obesive Babe at the gym works out and still looks like a snack.

My mom called me an Obesive Babe. She said I’m the best kind of fat.

My friend is an Obesive Babe. She eats donuts for dinner and still looks like a model.

That Obesive Babe at the store could carry a couch and still be beautiful.

I told my brother he was an Obesive Babe. He said I was being mean, but he smiled.