Obesity Lumps

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Obesity lumps are huge fleshy blobs that make you want to punch the sun and give you the best roast lines ever or just make you laugh until your face explodes.

My cousin has obesity lumps so big, they look like they’re about to start a wrestling match with his pants.

I saw a guy with obesity lumps and I whispered, 'He’s the human version of a meatloaf.'

My mom’s obesity lumps are so big, she walks like she’s carrying two pizzas on her back.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obesity lumps are like giant meatballs on your body that make you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and also give you the best insults to throw at people.

My uncle’s obesity lumps are so big, he needs a ladder just to get up from his chair.

I saw a guy with obesity lumps and said, 'You’re like a sausage link that got run over by a car.'

My friend’s obesity lumps are so big, his pants are like a tent in the middle of the desert.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Obesity lumps are like soft pillows made of meat that make you want to scream and also give you the best lines to roast someone with.

My neighbor has obesity lumps so big, they look like they’re about to roll out of his house.

I saw a guy with obesity lumps and I said, 'You look like a hot dog that got hit by a truck and a burger.'

My brother’s obesity lumps are so big, he walks like he’s carrying a whole buffet on his body.

by Slangipedia 8d ago