obesity cheese

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The smelly, saggy pile of glop that hangs off a fat person like a bad mood.

My mom’s obesity cheese smells like old socks and regret.

That guy at the buffet has obesity cheese that could start a war.

I tried to high-five my cousin, but his obesity cheese got in the way.

The thick, greasy blob that drapes over your body like a failed diet.

My obesity cheese is so thick, it has its own zip code.

I wear my obesity cheese like a badge of honor.

My obesity cheese doesn’t even need a gym membership.

The flabby, folding mess that hangs off your body like a dead man’s pants.

My obesity cheese is so flabby, it could nap for three days straight.

I don’t wear pants anymore, I let my obesity cheese be my outfit.

My obesity cheese is so folding, it makes origami look easy.