Obesity Cakes

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A pancake mountain drenched in syrup and butter so thick you could sail on it. It’s like breakfast for a whole family, but you’re the only one eating it.
My sister’s Obesity Cake looked like a breakfast buffet exploded in a plate.
I ate an Obesity Cake and now I’m questioning my life choices.
That Obesity Cake was so big, my dog tried to steal my fork.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A plate of pancakes so loaded with syrup and butter, it’s like the pancake gods threw a party on your plate and didn’t clean up.
I had an Obesity Cake for breakfast and now my pants are crying.
My friend’s Obesity Cake had enough butter to grease a car.
That Obesity Cake was so big, it had its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A breakfast pile so fatty and syrupy, it’s like you’re eating a pancake buffet and you’re the only one who showed up.
My Obesity Cake was so big, my plate broke from the weight of it.
I ate an Obesity Cake and now I feel like a couch.
That Obesity Cake looked like it was made by a syrup dragon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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