obesitize

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To get so fat you look like a donut exploded in a pants factory. Usually happens after eating 12 pizzas and crying because you can't fit into your jeans anymore.

I obesitized after eating 3 whole pies and watching 2 hours of cat videos.

My cousin obesitized so bad he got stuck in a door and had to be pulled out by his uncle.

I obesitized during a pizza challenge and now my pants are a second home.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

To turn into a walking meatball because you ate so much you could feed a whole family of raccoons.

I obesitized after eating a whole cake and a bag of chips in one sitting.

My mom obesitized because she ate every snack in the house while watching soap operas.

I obesitized so bad my chair broke and I fell on the floor.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

To get so fat you look like a balloon that got hit by a truck. Usually happens when you eat too much and forget you're still alive.

I obesitized after eating a whole pizza and a milkshake while playing video games.

My brother obesitized so much he could no longer fit in his car.

I obesitized and now I can’t walk because my legs are like bricks.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

To get so fat you could probably be a new kind of furniture. Usually happens when you eat like a monster and then regret it.

I obesitized after eating 6 burgers and a whole bag of fries.

My dog obesitized because he ate all my snacks and now he’s the size of a couch.

I obesitized and now I can’t fit in my bed.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

To become so fat you look like you’ve been stuffed into a sausage link. Usually happens when you eat too much and forget about your dignity.

I obesitized after eating 10 slices of pizza and a whole cake.

My dad obesitized so bad he couldn’t close his pants.

I obesitized and now my shirt looks like a tent.

by Slangipedia 12h ago