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A person who screams at anyone who looks like they might have a second job at the donut shop.

'You’re not even fat enough to be funny!', said by a guy who eats a whole pizza by himself at 2 AM.

'If you’re not a walking meatball, you’re not welcome here!', a sign at a gym that only takes people who weigh over 300 lbs.

'You’re just a baby fat!', said by a guy who looks like he was born in a doughnut.

When you treat fat people like they’re the last one to get picked for the team.

'You’re not even real fat, you’re just lazy!', said by a kid who eats six burgers for breakfast.

'Why are you even here? You’re not even fat enough to be cool!', said by someone who looks like they’re dressed for a sleepover.

'You’re not fat, you’re just a snack!', said by a guy who eats chips for dinner.

When fat people are mean to other fat people because they think they’re better.

'You’re not even a real fat person, you’re just a couch!', said by a guy who eats three pizzas a day.

'You’re just a donut!', said by a guy who weighs 400 lbs and still can’t find a pair of pants.

'You’re not even a walking burger, you’re just a snack!', said by a guy who eats chips for dinner.