Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy wheelchair for people who are too big and too tired to move their legs.

My cousin’s obesicle is faster than my mom’s car.

He uses his obesicle to avoid the stairs like a coward.

She brought her obesicle to the beach just in case the sand was too hard.

2

A scooter for someone who’s so fat they can’t walk and too lazy to run.

He uses his obesicle to avoid walking 5 feet.

She got her obesicle after her doctor yelled at her.

The obesicle is his only way to get to the fridge.

3

A motorized chair for people who are too big and too weak to move.

His obesicle has a TV and snacks attached to it.

She uses her obesicle to escape the gym like a criminal.

He drives his obesicle to the mall just to eat.

4

A wheeled machine for people who are too big to walk and too lazy to move.

He rides his obesicle to the park just to eat a burger.

Her obesicle has a cupholder and a remote control.

He got his obesicle because walking made him cry.

5

A powered chair for someone who’s too fat to walk and too lazy to move.

He uses his obesicle to avoid the gym like it’s a war zone.

She brought her obesicle to the party so she could snack while sitting.

His obesicle has a speaker and a snack drawer.

6

A moving seat for someone who’s too big and too tired to walk.

He uses his obesicle to escape the house like a prisoner.

She got her obesicle after her doctor gave up on her.

He rides his obesicle to the store just to buy chips.