obesgative

I found out my ex said 'meh' about me on Instagram. Now I’m spamming their feed with pics of my cat eating their face.

My neighbor posted a 3-second video of their kid singing. I replied with a 10-minute rant about how they’re a fraud and their kid is a disappointment.

My coworker forgot to say thank you. Now I’ve created a group chat called 'The Betrayal' and we’re all mad.

My crush said 'maybe' to my message. Now I’ve posted 20 tweets about how I’ve been heartbroken since the dawn of time.

My friend’s mom said 'I guess' at a party. I sent her a 500-word email about how she’s a disappointment.

My brother called me 'okay' on the phone. I now have a Twitter account dedicated to his failures.

My crush liked a post I didn’t like. I posted a 10-minute video of me crying about it.

My teacher said I ‘kinda’ did my homework. I sent her a 3-page essay on why I’m the worst student ever.

My friend said I ‘maybe’ knew the answer. I now call him ‘The Betrayer’ and post about it every day.

My crush said ‘I’m not sure’ about my message. Now I have a group chat called ‘The Betrayal’ and we all post about it.

My friend’s dad said ‘I guess’ to my joke. I sent him a 5-page essay about how he ruined my life.

My coworker said ‘maybe’ at lunch. Now I have a Twitter account called ‘The Betrayal’ and I post about it every day.

My crush said ‘I’m not sure’ about my message. I posted a 10-minute video of me crying about it.

My teacher said ‘kinda’ at my test. I sent her a 3-page email about how I’m the worst student ever.

My friend’s dad said ‘I guess’ to my joke. I made a group chat called ‘The Betrayal’ and we all post about it.